Okay so I was on an site called Kongregate talking, when my boyfriend says "Say something weird! Cody is stalking me!"
So anyways here is how the conversation went:

To Hatorn: so anyways I was at the mall and I was just kind of walking and then I see something
Hatorn: what is it?
To Hatorn: It's a black and white uniform and a skirt. But that's not what scared me.
Hatorn: really?
To Hatorn: No. It was the alien that was behind the two people have sex in the mall.
Hatorn: oh really what was the sex like?  
To Hatorn: The quickie kind of sex.
Hatorn: was the sex more imposrtain than the alien?
To Hatorn: Oh no. Let me finish.
Hatorn: ohh ill keep that in mind
To Hatorn: Okay so the they finished up and the next thing you know the alien snatches up the guy.
Hatorn: REALLY? was the chick hot?  
To Hatorn: Of course she was. She was the daring, heroine.
Hatorn: WHOOOT!!  
To Hatorn: She dashes off after the alien but she is stopped by....
Hatorn: BY!!!!  
To Hatorn: Her evil succubus boss!
Hatorn: OMG forget the babe my D&D dreams are coming true!
To Hatorn: Her boss grabs her by the arm and drags her into the backroom. Where she decides to give the heroine her punishment
Hatorn: Oh is the punishment hot?
To Hatorn: Oh yes. The windows were fogged and the room was generating it's own heat.
Hatorn: OMG sweaty hot punishment!  
To Hatorn: And then when the boss thought she had had enough she let her go back to work. Which convientiently was at the electronics store
Hatorn: mmm  
To Hatorn: She continued working her shift trying to think of ways to get out of work early to look for h rlover.
To Hatorn: And then. The alien walks in. His eyes widen in reconition. His face adopts a "OH SHIT!" look.
To Hatorn: The heroine growls. The alien goves a jerk of the head signaling that they should take this out vback. He grabs the batteries he needs and she slinks off after him.
Hatorn: hmm
To Hatorn: They meet out in the back of the mall and there is a tiny spaceship. She give the alien a look that says "That's all you've got?"
To Hatorn: He looks back with a look that says "Come closer and I will show you why hermophrodites are cherished on my planet."
Hatorn: she isa hermaphrodite?  
To Hatorn: The alien is
To Hatorn: Our lovely heroine arches her eyebrow and says "What will it take to get him back?" He says...
To Hatorn: "You have to have sex with his dead body." Her eyes narrowed. She stared to twitch.

So I am now writing a full sized story on it.